Really Cool (Droolly) Dude

You know how it is when you're this really cool dude and you have this really cool throne of your own and your mom goes and puts a huge poncho bib on you because, embarrassingly enough, you can't stop drooling and if she doesn't constantly change your poncho bibs you'll undergo five wardrobe changes in a day?

I mean, Geez, Mom. You just don't get cool.