Things the Boys Have Done Today

I should note that these are things they are not supposed to do.

• Both climbed onto the kitchen chairs and confiscated my grocery list and pen.

• Jack kyped a box of Wheat Thins and divided the contents between himself and his brother while his mother was otherwise engaged with laundry.

• Baylor got into the contents of the middle desk drawer, ie, paper clips, safety pins, and other small, loose, highly swallowable items.

• Both boys discovered the joys of fiddling with the stove knobs.

• Jack sneaked pieces of cheese to the dog during lunch.

• Baylor tried to grab a lit candle. (I thought it was out of his reach.)

• Both sifted through the contents of one of the record album sleeves, including the album itself.

• Jack dumped a mug of coffee all over the floor.

• Jack also operated the computer mouse and opened up the dashboard.

• Baylor stood up in his high chair (which is connected to the table, and therefore, by nature, is a little unstable) and jumped up and down in it.

• Baylor tried to flush a book down the toilet.

• Jack stuck stickers to the side of the desk.

• Both boys threw sodden, folded-up diapers around like balls. (I have to admit, I didn't really put a stop to this. Actually, I joined in. It was really funny.)

• Jack operated the iPod and changed the music to his custom dance mix.

• Both pulled paper out of the printer and spread it all over the floor.

• Jack pulled a full gallon of milk off of the table and onto the floor. Luckily it stayed capped.

Updates will follow as events warrant throughout the rest of the day.